Knowing The S.H.I.T. In Education

In order to ensure the highest level of quality work and productivity from the students, it will be our policy to keep all the students well-informed and taught through our programme of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are specially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in the DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATION EVOLUTION PROGRAMMES (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

Those who failed to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to the EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduate, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, because they are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others about S.H.I.T. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students intending to pursue a career in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the deparment of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).

This course emphasizes hot to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further questions, please direct then to our HEAD OF TEACHING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING.
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T)

Special quote from the DIRECTORY UNDER The MICHIGAN BUREAU Of SUPER HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.) : Those who talk SHlT are already filled with SHlT!